Australian club members relaxing at a beachside pub in matching custom Hawaiian shirts

“Tour-Tested. Mate-Approved.”

Heading overseas for 72 holes of carnage, taking the paddock in Melbs, or touring Sri Lanka with the cricket boys? Quality tour gear isn't optional.

The Clobber Club makes top-tier, custom-designed kit, Hawaiian-style party polos, and gear for teams and tour parties across Golf, Union, League, Cricket, Footy, and more.

100% Customised Clobber. Ditch the off-the-shelf basics and cookie-cutter templates. Get proper, custom kit built to go the distance through 18 holes, 80 minutes of footy, and the post-match drinks.

Get a free design

Free, no commitment · Shipped Australia-wide

100+

Clubs

24 hour

design turnaround

4-6 weeks

to your door

10

shirt minimum

Who we dress

Your Team. Your Colours. Your Clobber.

From the clubhouse to the airport bar — custom kit for clubs, crews and committees of every code.

The range

“Not all Hawaiian Shirts are for Hawaii.”

The Clobber Club Polo

The Clobber Club Polo

from Aus$45
The Clobber Club T-Shirt

The Clobber Club T-Shirt

from Aus$42.50
The Clobber Club Singlet

The Clobber Club Singlet

from Aus$40
The Clobber Club Bucket

The Clobber Club Bucket

from Aus$21
The Clobber Club Gloves

The Clobber Club Gloves

from Aus$17

How it works

Four steps, no faffing

Rhino Laos 2026 tour artwork elements including a temple, palm tree, rhino and hibiscus

Step 1

Tell us the vibe

Club colours, a mascot, an inside joke — we'll work it into the print.

3D mockup of a black and turquoise custom tour polo

Step 2

Free mockup in 24h

A designer sends back your shirt, front and back. Tweak it till the boys agree.

Tailor's tape measure used for collecting team sizes

Step 3

Lock in the numbers

Collect sizes with our shared sheet. Ten shirts minimum, mixed sizes fine.

Two mates in matching custom tour polos having a beer at the pub

Step 4

On the deck in 4-6 weeks

Made to order and shipped anywhere in Australia in one box.

Loving the Clobber Club Stash

"For our recent annual tour, we needed a supplier who could deliver both a unique design and flawless execution. The team at CLOBBER CLUB created a fresh, unique concept that exceeded expectations. They also expertly managed the massive logistics of getting shirts to various locations. Handling 200 individual shirts, matching every size, name, and tour date is no small feat. CLOBBER delivered perfection. We couldn't recommend them highly enough—they truly ticked every box."
Stitch, Chairman — RHINOS FC
"As a UK based Golfing Society we have been coming to CLOBBER CLUB for a number of years to supply our shirts. The quality is excellent and work great in the English summer. Importantly the designs of the shirt are both loved by our members and generate positive comments from members of all the clubs we visit in the UK and numerous questions asking where they can purchase the shirts."
Andrew Pond (Chairman) — YORKSHIRE GOLF SOCIETY
"CLOBBER CLUB hit it out of the park for our recent Ashes tour. They knocked out over 50 custom shirts seamlessly—the design was sharp, the fit was spot-on, and the quality was top-tier. Best of all? The shirts actually lasted longer than the English batting order. Exceptional service and unbeatable durability. If your club needs tour kit, CLOBBER CLUB is the obvious choice."
Joe Phelan, Chairman — Viceroys XI Cricket Club
"When it came time to order our second set of team shirts, there was zero question about who we would call. DAPPER Dan's commitment to quality is simply unmatched. The designs are always fresh and unique, but what truly matters is the performance: the fit is excellent for tournament play, and the technical material keeps us cool through the toughest rounds. They deliver the perfect combination of style and durability every time. DAPPER DAN is now our official, trusted supplier. We highly recommend them to any club serious about quality apparel."
Dr Jones (Cpt) — NOOSA GC QUEENSLAND AUSTRALIA
"We have just returned from our 2nd-annual tour with our members from across the globe. The past 2-years, there's been more excitement over what the tour shirt for the event will be, than there is for the actual golf. Shirts are fantastic and great for all weather conditions we find ourselves playing in. Keep them coming DAPPER DAN"
Mark Patel (Tour Leader) — MONTY TOUR DUBAI
"DAPPER DAN has been providing our ever-growing Golf Society shirts for the past 5-years from their signature designs that have in many ways made our society stand out from the crowd and grow to over 150 members. What we love the most is the ability to keep reordering the same designs for new members when they come on board"
Andy Kinlay (President) — TBAGS TOKYO

Tell us the vibe. We'll draw the shirt.

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