Australian football and soccer club members wearing custom The Clobber Club shirts

Football / Soccer

Football Kits for the After-Siren Session

Soccer clubs, futsal crews and five-a-side teams use The Clobber Club for the moments after the whistle. Custom polos, shirts and bucket hats in your club colours — great for presentation nights, end-of-season trips and Mad Mondays.

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Free, no commitment · Shipped Australia-wide

100+

Clubs

24 hour

design turnaround

4-6 weeks

to your door

10

shirt minimum

Why The Clobber Club

Made for the good bit

  • Polos that look sharp at the club function and casual at the pub.
  • Design around your club badge, colours, chants or a tour destination.
  • Low minimums and bulk pricing that work for squads of any size.

Every order starts with a free mockup. Send us your colours, ideas or that one inside joke the boys won't stop repeating, and we'll turn it into a design worth wearing.

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Clubs we dress

Real football / soccer clubs, real clobber

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SAK FC players in yellow palm-print club shirts during a match3D mockup of the SAK FC yellow palm-print club polo with crest and number 9

SAK FC Club Shirts

Yellow palm-print playing shirts with the club crest, sponsor badges and squad numbers — sharp on the pitch and just as good at the bar afterwards.

Two CBD Wanderers players holding footballs in matching orange leaf-print home kit polos3D mockup of the CBD Wanderers 2025 home kit polo in orange with red collar, leaf print and BMDP logo

CBD Wanderers Home Kit 2025

Orange-on-orange abstract leaf print with a bold red collar and cuffs, carrying the club crest and the BMDP charity partner mark front and centre.

Two Sahara Old Boys players in white lime and navy stripe six-a-side kits battling for the ball3D mockup of the Sahara 6-a-side Old Boys jersey in white with lime and navy centre stripe and hashtag crest

SAHARA 6-A-Side Old Boys Kit

Clean white with a lime and navy centre stripe, matching sleeve cuffs and the hashtag mark on the chest — simple, sharp and built for a long day of six-a-side.

Two SAK FC players in pink palm-print 2024 club polos during a match3D mockup of the SAK FC 2024 polo in pink with white palm trees and PP 2023 figure print

SAK FC Shirts 2024

Hot pink with white palms and the club's walking-stick veteran silhouette throughout — the first of many for SAK FC, now four years into buying their clobber with us.

The HOGS FC squad posing on the pitch in matching pink camo playing shirts with black retro collars3D mockup of the HOGS FC playing shirt in pink camo with black retro collar, hog crest and Sahara sponsor badge

HOGS FC Playing Shirts

Pink marble camo with white leaf line-work and a retro black collar and cuffs — a proper playing shirt that's just as happy on the après beers afterwards.

CBD Wanderers squad round a table of beers in matching blue hibiscus and beer print après shirts3D mockup of the CBD Wanderers après polo in blue with white hibiscus, footballs and beer glass print

CBD Wanderers Après Shirt

Sky blue with white hibiscus, footballs and pints of the good stuff throughout — built purely for the banter in the bar after the whistle.

Three Sahara FC lads at the pub bar with pints, wearing matching blue and white après drinking shirts3D mockup of the Sahara FC après polo in royal blue and white with tribal print and red brush stripe

Sahara FC Après Drinking Shirts

Royal blue and white with tribal line-work, a red-white-blue brush stripe and the hashtag crest — the shirt that comes out once the boots are off and the pints are in.

Two CBD Rangers players training in blue home kit jerseys with orange cross-hatch print and number 2 on the back3D mockup of the CBD Rangers 2025 home kit jersey in blue with orange and black cross-hatch print and black collar

CBD Rangers Home Kit 2025

Electric blue with orange and black cross-hatch panels, black collar and cuffs, club crest, sponsor badges and full name-and-number printing on the back.

Tell us the vibe. We'll draw the shirt.

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